We'll Clean You Out!

Do you know what it takes to get this house clean? I work all day and would it be so much to ask that I come home to a clean kitchen? What the hell did you spill on the carpet?!!

Sound familiar? Well, you need never have this conversation again.

Call Babo's Cleaning Service and let my trained crew of professional cleanologists sweep away your floors--- and your worries.

snake wine-fact or fiction? I say Fact!

Boodles Brand Snake Wine is my most treasured family recipe.. now for a limited time I offer it you for a low price of $5 per bottle.
First, my snake handler catches a fresh snake from our snake pit. Then I extract the venom myself from the fangs of a vicious cobra, final step is each bottle is carefully crafted and fermented from with the eggs and a mother snake.


The process is dangerous but the results are worth it. One sip and you will feel younger and more virile than ever before. Two sips you will be able to digest a whole piglet. Three sips you will begin to shed and you skin will become baby soft once again. Accept no other Snake Wine substitutes-- use only Boodle Snake Wine as part of your daily diet. Don't wait! Order now.

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